It’s all about timing. Mid mornings and early afternoons are usually better than first thing or mid-afternoon - when the yummy mummies are on the prowl. And it’s useful to check there’s nobody dodgy-looking outside who might dash in and empty the contents of the shop into a duffel bag whilst I’m mid flow.
It’s the being on my own. It causes problems when I need the loo. I can’t just lock the front door because;
1) The Boss Erratic has spies everywhere, and she’ll know;
2) There’s always a bunch of stock displayed outside and it would just be too much of a pain to pack it all up and get it inside every time I needed a pee.
|Photo: Unsplash: Gabor Monori
No, I just need to get the timing right.
And the preparation. Preparation is key.