Oh I can’t be doing with all this Christmas giddiness. Get a grip everyone.
Firstly, all the kids are going nuts over the annual bowl of free Christmas chocolates in the Out Of Favour (OOF) shop. Calm down kids, they’re the same chocolates from last year. Literally the same chocolates (probably). They’re cheap, nasty and taste like shite. I know this because I’ve eaten most of them out of sheer boredom. Now I feel sick.
|Take note kids, too much chocolate turns you into an evil psychopath. Photo: Mojpe, Pixabay