Meet
Barista Boy.
Barista
Boy was headhunted by TBE (aka The Boss Erratic) to work in the cafe of the New
Favourite Shop.
Trouble
is, the New Favourite Shop doesn’t have a cafe, it has a building site, and unfortunately
Barista Boy believed TBE’s promises that the cafe would soon be up and running.
It
wasn’t.
It
still isn’t.
Instead,
the room became a dumping ground for old bits of furniture, assorted crap TBE
bought at charity shops, nasty second hand tat donated by random people, and
god-awful home-craft aberrations that TBE’S, ‘special friends’ insisted on
leaving: “In case (TBE) is interested in selling them.”
Beaded toilet roll cover anyone?
Meanwhile
Barista Boy, instead of crafting coffee confections, stood in the main shop
selling smelly candles, cute cushions and funny cards.
To
break the monotony Barista Boy helped the builders rotate TBE’s dumped crap
around the ‘cafe’ space so they could reach where they needed to work. This was
a thankless and often repeated task due to TBE’s pathological habit of filling
any empty space with anything she doesn’t know what to do with.
Eventually
the builders got fed up with TBE’s chronic mess and mind changing and buggered
off. So TBE asked Barista Boy to take up plastering duties.
Oh
yes. TBE asked her fully qualified barista to plaster walls.
Plastering
may indeed be a skilled and specialist job, but apparently being the master of
a milky foam spout is qualification enough.
At
least in TBE world.
In
the end, Barista Boy needn’t have worried. He didn’t have to skim any walls.
He
wasn’t around for long enough.
Barista
Boy committed the cardinal sin of being demotivated. Slowly crushed underneath
candles, cushions, cards, boredom and TBE’s procrastination, he started to let
things slide. Just little things, but it was enough for TBE to be roused from
her slumbers, open one lazy eye, switch her green horned tail and take notice
(you’re getting the dragon analogy, right?)
So
TBE took him aside, asked him if he was OK; asked if she could do anything to
help, and asked what would make his working life better.
Oh
no, sorry, no. She didn’t do any of that.
What
she actually did was, moan about him to all her friends and colleagues,
including me, and tell us how she was plotting to get rid of him.
Which
she did.
She
reduced his hours to below what she knew he needed to pay his mortgage each
month. And she told him it was because the shops were
quiet over Christmas.
He knew she was lying. There is only one
person in each shop at any one time as it is; how can you have fewer than that?
Staff them with wishes and fresh air? He might be demotivated, but he’s not
stupid.
So you may well whisper, ‘constructive
dismissal.’ I couldn’t possibly say.
Anyway, Barista Boy now works for a proper
company, serving proper coffee and getting proper wages. I’m not sure even now he
fully realises the lucky escape he’s had.
But the story continues.
Officially, I still don’t know he’s gone. TBE
hasn’t told me, which is amazing since Barista Boy comprised 25% of our
workforce and he left two weeks ago.
So how long do you think she can keep it a
secret? Start counting.........
TBE is so sly, Barista Boy had a narrow escape indeed, good for him for turning things round!
ReplyDeleteAnd now he can add plastering to his CV :-)
It's always handy to have plastering on your CV...
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